Bad jokes

[NeverBeatDaveHiggins]

More and more I'm finding myself telling really bad jokes. People still find them funny... says a lot about our mental ages I guess.. Anyway here's some terrible groan-worthy puns, I'm sure we all know a few:

What's black white black white black white?
- A penguin rolling down a hill

What's black and white and laughing?
- The other penguin that pushed him

What's black and white and red all over?
- A penguin with sunburn

 

[Red Devil]

Go to your room!!

 

[NeverBeatDaveHiggins]

New limited edition coffee in Costa, the 'Bin Latte' - a ... dark bodied, frothy head with 2 shots in it