Worst Advent Callender Jokes???

[mikeo32]

What is the worst jokes that everyone has had in their advent callenders?

This year mine are: What is santas wife called?..............Mary Christmas

and

What do elves learn in school?............The elf-a-bet.

Found out though that it takes 30,110,000 Malteesers to cover a football pitch!

 

[DixieDean]

Found out though that it takes 30,110,000 Malteesers to cover a football pitch!

surely that depends on the size of the football pitch!?

 

[Johnny King is God]

and the maltesers. :lol:

 

[Ian]

Found out though that it takes 30,110,000 Malteesers to cover a football pitch!

Haha, yeah. Was this taken from the Maltesers calendar? Enjoying it immensely and have you seen the size of 24th? :shock:

 

[bolton_hater]

ive got a simpsons one haha :lol:

 

[Birkenhead Born and Bred]

I got a animal one it was brought for me mum but I robbed it. LOL :lol:

 

[mikeo32]

Haha, yeah. Was this taken from the Maltesers calendar? Enjoying it immensely and have you seen the size of 24th?

It was mate yeah, december has been so fun with it, haha. a nice mini pack of maltesers waitin 4 me ont he 24th, lol.

 

[DixieDean]

It was mate yeah, december has been so fun with it, haha. a nice mini pack of maltesers waitin 4 me ont he 24th, lol.

oh, now you've gone and spolied the surprise! :roll: :wink:

 

[Ian]

oh, now you've gone and spolied the surprise! :roll: :wink:

no but seriously, i never guessed it would be that! :shock: :lol:

 

[Birkenhead Born and Bred]

Ya know those jokes in the advent calenders are always the same or simlar every year aren't they?

 

[Joe_TRFC]

My sister has that Malteasers one too. Those jokes are awful!! I've got a Mars one and a funsize mars bar tomorrow!!!!

 

[bwilliams]

fun-size maltesears for me too

i do love a good teaser

 

[mikeo32]

Feel gutted, my sis has a countdown to new year on her advent calender, and mine has finished. Ah well, thats it for another year.