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"The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment."
"Apparently my mate's got Swine Flu, I think he's just telling porkies though."
"Will there be a mass outbreak of Human/Avian Swine flu? When pigs fly."
If you ring up the Swine flu service, all you get is crackle.
I think I've got Swine Flu, im coming out in rashes.
How do you know you've got swine flu?
... the thermometer tells you you're bacon.
I hear there's now a sine flu as well. Someone on the news was going off on a tangent about it.
I just won a holiday to Mexico !!!! Can't go, I'm pig sick.
Blonde wife calls Husband, I've run out of petrol, Im so scared to fill-up coz of swine flu. Hubby says daft mare its in Mexico not Texaco.
It could be classed as an epigdemic or even the aporkalypse!
Who said pigs can't fly? I heard a pig flu in Mexico!
All these jokes are a Porcine of the times...
"Apparently my mate's got Swine Flu, I think he's just telling porkies though."
"Will there be a mass outbreak of Human/Avian Swine flu? When pigs fly."
If you ring up the Swine flu service, all you get is crackle.
I think I've got Swine Flu, im coming out in rashes.
How do you know you've got swine flu?
... the thermometer tells you you're bacon.
I hear there's now a sine flu as well. Someone on the news was going off on a tangent about it.
I just won a holiday to Mexico !!!! Can't go, I'm pig sick.
Blonde wife calls Husband, I've run out of petrol, Im so scared to fill-up coz of swine flu. Hubby says daft mare its in Mexico not Texaco.
It could be classed as an epigdemic or even the aporkalypse!
Who said pigs can't fly? I heard a pig flu in Mexico!
All these jokes are a Porcine of the times...
