Footie Chants

[Gray]

Some funny chants I got e-mailed to me at work...

Some are funnier than others, the Jamie Carragher one is my favourite :lol:

To the tune of The Addams Family by fans visiting Norwich:

Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all f@*k one another
The Norwich family
der der der der clap clap etc


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Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans.

'Going down, going down, going down.'

Sunderland fans reply.....

'So are we , so are we , so are we.'

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"Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?"

Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips


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Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:

"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"

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(To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):


"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"

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To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being
convicted for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song):

"If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next"

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West Brom sang:

the premier league is upside down
the premier league is upside down
we'r up the top chelsea bottom
the premier league is upside down

then a few seconds later

champions...............champions..............champions

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He's here, he's there
We're not allowed to swear
Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"

Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he
didn't like the idea of a swear word in his song.

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A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome.....
*in style of Chim-Chiminey*

Tim timminy
Tim timminy
Tim Tim Tirooo
We've got Tim Howard
and he says F*CK YOU!!

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In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football
stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a football match...
He's red,
He's sound,
He's banned from every ground,
Carra's dad,
Carra's dad

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Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals
at St Andrews...

Theres only one Emile Heskey,
one Emile Heskey,
He used to be sh**e,
But now hes alright,
Walking in a Heskey wonderland

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Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency
cover...

He's bald,
He's sh*t,
He gets a game when no-one's fit,
Pascal Cygan!
Pascal Cygan!

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To the tune of Rebel Rebel

Neville Neville, you play in defence,
Neville Neville, your play is immense,
Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad, Neville Neville is the
name of your dad

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Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blam! e it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. He just
can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.

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"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"...
Celtic fans to Andy Goram after it's revealed the chubby keeper was
diagnosed with Schizophrenia.

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[Birkenhead Born and Bred]

good good I love footy skit chants lol :lol: . Any more gray?

 

[bolton_hater]

haha great stuff there! :lol:

 

[AndyRoo16]

these are some good stuff....
the one about Traore is true hes just a liability...
and the pascal cygan one is very true.... :lol:

 

[Birkenhead Born and Bred]

Yea ture andy lad I hate Cygan, I personally like the one about Carragher's dad that made my laugh and the Norwhich Family one in the tune of the Adams Faily but I think we have sung that one before I don't know maybe someone can back me up on that

 

[bwilliams]

thats brilliant gray

or as andy gray would say "Top Draw"

 

[championship_here_we_come]

i always like the sun jio poark one for united cnat rember exactaly but sure someone will

the only line i remeber is:

could be worse you couse be eating rats in your sousce council house

alpologies for ne errors just had a 10 hour trip

 

[championship_here_we_come]

dont matter rememebered it

Park Park, where ever you may be,
You eat dogs in your own country,
But your could be worse; you could be Scouse,
Eating rats in their Council house

 

[Birkenhead Born and Bred]

dont matter rememebered it

Park Park, where ever you may be,
You eat dogs in your own country,
But your could be worse; you could be Scouse,
Eating rats in their Council house

Thats a goodin, ive never heard that one or even heard anyone talk about it, me and my mates love funny footie chants aimed at other team 8)

 

[AndyRoo16]

I sang that to you in college silly billy!
United fans sang it to Liverpool last season....

 

[Birkenhead Born and Bred]

I know mate. He did posted it before you sang it to me

 

[Ally]

Ahh, do you lot sing to each other now too? :lol: