Steven Gerrard

[Davidchallinor]

Anyone heard the rumours that are about to be printed about the England midfielder who plays for some club on the wrong side of the water? Looks like we could be reading some interesting news about the LFC captain come sunday, alongside reports of our win v colchester....

 

[SonkORLY?]

What, that he got some 16 year old girl preggers, and fat Derby County midfielder Kris Commons is doing his missus?

Alright then, lol...

 

[Red Devil]

Let me guess, he went to a club, got ratarsed, someone laughed at him, called him a world cup flop, he hit the feller on the nose and claimed self defence as he was verbally assaulted first. Or...

Real Madrid, in particular Jose (the next United manager), has signed him for three pints of lager and a packet of cheesy footballs.

OR

He realises he is the better diver than Ronaldo and is joining the British Olympic synchronised diving team.


ORRRRRRRRRRRRR

He is retiring as he knows he will never win anything again, except a wooden spoon.