Manchester

[Red Devil]

Imogen is to take up a life as a singer, she has already had Giggs in Manchester

Giggs' wife has left him and taken half of everything she owns, she now has 6 more premiership titles than Gerrard!

Giggs admitted to a bit of homesickness recently, he does Miss Wales occasionally.

Man City have asked the High Court for permission to exhume the body of Joe Mercer. They think that he was buried with the keys to the trophy cabinet.

Apparently this ash cloud that is threatening UK air space is actually from Manchester, City brushed their trophy cabinet.

What a stupendous career Giggs has had. 7 fa cup finals. 5 league finals, 4 champions league finals and 1 big brother quarter finalist.

 

[NeverBeatDaveHiggins]

Barcelona took the Champions League final nets with them. They kept the ball all night too.

Reports have emerged that Barca fans sneaked into Old Trafford last night and unfurled a '19 times' banner, in reference to the amount of time Man United touched the ball in the Champions League final.

Help line for Man United fans: just call 0800 3-1 3-1 3-1

 

[Red Devil]

Ah the old ones are the best!!! Liverpool had a help line didnt they? How many times they have won the Prem:

0800 00 00 00

 

[amplesou]

A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the
Counter and said ‘Hi, I’m looking for a job’. The man behind the counter ‘Your timing is amazing. We’ve just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants achauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin
daughters. You’ll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and
wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals
are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their
Overseas holidays. The Salary package is £200,000 a year’.

The Scouser said ‘You’re bullsh*tting me!’
The man behind the counter said ‘Well you started it!’
[-X

 

[amplesou]

Police cordoned off Liverpool City Centre this morning when
a suspicious object was discovered in a car.
It later turned out to be a tax disc
:lol:

 

[Red Devil]

Stories about Liverpool people and hub caps are completely wrong and bang out of order. A mate of mine from Bootle told me not so long back that they had now been Government Trained as Alloy Wheel Refurbishment Technicians.