Dear BellEnd
Many thanks for your apology, please consider it duly accepted. I sincerely hope that your error does not cause any disruption to your domestic arrangements and am sure that your offspring will suffer no ill effects as a result. I suspect that such concerns may, in fact, contain an element of hyperbole.
I perfectly understood your thread, hence my reply referring to Putterill's ineligibility and my fervent desire that we are reinstated as a result and ultimately progress to the final. I suspect that you may have missed this due to the trauma that has evidently overtaken you. Rest assured there is no need for a further apology on this count.
Finally, I would like to mildly chastise you on the signing of your post as "kn*b Head". No, not because of your failure to use a capital "K" (proper noun), but because I think you are being far too harsh on yourself. After all you have only made a spelling mistake and provided an embarassingly aggressive rant in reply to an (allegedly) humourous leg-pull. For a minute I almost thought the foul insult was directed at me! Perhaps the falling out between Bootle and Sonko had planted the dark thought; but, hey-ho, there is little room for such animosity between our small band of White Reviewers.
Let me wish you happy, and grammatically correct, posting for the remainder of the season and I would like to pass my sympathies to your parents, your lovely wife (who I am sure is still an occupant of the marital home) and your children (who are surely progressing well in English and are spittle-free).
Yours sincerely
ONIGP
